So I watched 'The Other Boleyn Girl' today.
I wanted to stab Anne's face.
Good thing she was beheaded in the end.
Eric Bana is my secret lover.
And so is Jim Sturgess. He is a pile of goodness.
Yessireeeeeee
I'm glad I wasn't born in that decade.
Otherwise, I might've been whoring around with the King.
And have funny head-gear.
BUT I'm asian, so I probably would've been in a mountain with bound feet,
uber awesome cooking skeelz and fifty kids.
I wanted to stab Anne's face.
Good thing she was beheaded in the end.
Eric Bana is my secret lover.
And so is Jim Sturgess. He is a pile of goodness.
Yessireeeeeee
I'm glad I wasn't born in that decade.
Otherwise, I might've been whoring around with the King.
And have funny head-gear.
BUT I'm asian, so I probably would've been in a mountain with bound feet,
uber awesome cooking skeelz and fifty kids.
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