They slide right off of my fee-ee-ee-eet

I hate toe socks, but I love woollen ones.

I like reading, but I hate writing about it.

I love Regina Spektor and I love how she wrote a song about pickles.

I hate maths, but I love how my calculator has all the answers (except when it tells me that it's exhausted. Man up, calculator.)

I love watercolour but I hate how when you brush too much the paper peels.

I hate bananas but I love the word.

I love Youtube but I hate how I always watch too much.

I hate chemistry and I hate chemistry.

The end.