Valuable lessons in life

1. Never try to reach the lollies at the bottom of the jar. Your hand will only get stuck.

2. Never question your mother when she thinks she's a doctor. She might be wrong, but she thinks that the Chinese radio is always right.


3. Don't buy stupid fish because the smarter fish will pick on the dumb ones.4. Posting photos of teachers on facebook probably isn't wise if you have juniors as friends. It is especially bad if said juniors tell that teacher.



5. The solutions are your best friend when in doubt. Alternatively, you may dump the back of the book answers if you have worked solutions. If you have worked solutions, you should marry them.