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Ten facts that won't help you in any way whatsoever:
1. I really like watching television. 
2. I really like to make lists.
3. I really like Jack Johnson.
4. I really like Preshafruit Apple Juice because it's like drinking an apple.
5. I really like alliterations.
6. I really like my rabbit, Poppy.
7. I really like to eat.
8. I really like ice-cream.
9. I really like the look of old school television.
10. I really like that you actually read this.